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<bussin off da honey pack>

CRANK

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Listed 3 hours ago · Recruitment confirmed 3 hours ago · Active 3 hours ago

Recruitment

<bussin off da honey pack> [H] Parsing fun havers (Th/Fr),(Sat/Sun) 8:30PM EST (2 raids)

Now recruiting for WoW Forever.

Discord: https://discord.gg/MccQUmSSG
Faction: Horde
Rule-Set: PvP
Loot System: Loot Council
Raid Days/Time:
R1: 8:30 PM to 11:30 PM Thursday/Friday (Primary day is Thurs.)
R2: 8:30 PM to 11:30 PM Saturday/Sunday (Primary day is Sat)

Want a guild that's on the sweaty side? Do you like to crank on WCL without being treated like an abused intern? Do you like to laugh at jokes you probably shouldn't? We might be the guild for you.

<bussin off da honey pack> is a continuation of previous guilds SPACECOWBOYS, ok whatever, whatever. The core of this group has been playing together on anni and across era. We value self-expression, freedom of speech and unfettered FUN in our raid environment. That being said, more than talking shit with the boys, we enjoy putting up piss crank fat parses on wcl. Each raider is expected to perform at a top level for their given class. If you possess a strong desire to CRANK, we might be a good fit.

Raiders are expected to attend 99% of raids. Raiders are expected to possess necessary professions, consumables etc. to maximize their performance on current content.

We use a Loot Council system to distribute loot based on what will best benefit the raid as a whole. Favoritism will not be an issue, as we have autistic savants capable of calculating the perfect class-prio list for a given item.

<bussin off the honey pack> solemnly swears to NEVER require a clone character, PTR practice, preclearing raids, or fishing for obscure advantages for minimal gain. We will never sacrifice our FUNmaxing identity.

Engineering will be required assuming no major nerfs are implemented at level 60 on WoW Forever's full release.

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