<jacked and rich>

Now recruiting for WoW Forever.

Discord: https://discord.gg/4HVcNPeXv
Faction: Horde
Rule-Set: PvP
Loot System: Loot Council

Raid Schedule:

Team PISS CRANK lead by FM :99: :peepositbulwark:
Thursdays (main) / Friday

Team NEVER GOON lead by Yumcow :99: :catMunch:
Saturday (main) / Sunday

Both raid teams start at 8:30 PM EST, always ending before or at 11:30PM EST.

Want a guild that's on the sweaty side? Do you like to crank on WCL without being treated like an abused freak intern? Do you like to laugh at jokes you probably shouldn't? We might be the guild for you.

<jacked and rich> is a continuation of previous guilds SPACECOWBOYS, ok whatever, whatever. The core of this group has been playing together on anni and across era. We value self-expression, freedom of speech and unfettered FUN in our raid environment. That being said, more than talking shit with the boys, we enjoy putting up piss crank fat parses on wcl. Each raider is expected to perform at a top level for their given class. If you possess a strong desire to CRANK, we might be a good fit.

Raiders are expected to attend 99% of raids. Raiders are expected to possess necessary professions, consumables etc. to maximize their performance on current content. Engineering will be required.

We use a Loot Council system to distribute loot based on what will best benefit the raid as a whole. Favoritism will not be an issue, as we have autistic savants capable of calculating the perfect class-prio list for a given item.

<jacked and rich> solemnly swears to NEVER require a clone character, PTR practice, preclearing raids, or fishing for obscure advantages for minimal gain. We will never sacrifice our FUNmaxing identity.